Today I was thinking about how amazing God is, and I asked Jesus a question.
Behold our conversation:
Me: God is so awesome why do you share Him with people? Wouldn’t you want to keep Him for yourself?
Jesus: Let me ask you something.
Me: Sure
Jesus: Who is someone that you care about?
Me: There is this girl named Demonica that I take delight in.
Jesus: If she was in trouble would you help her?
Me: Yeah!
Jesus: If she was on her way to her ultimate destruction would you care enough to help and provide for her?
Me: Yes of course.
Jesus: Ok let me ask you this then. If she had no shirt would you provide for her yours?
Me; Yea
Jesus: why?
Me: Because I care about her.
Jesus: Would it be off your back?
Me: Yeah
Jesus: If she is clothed, wouldn’t you be unclothed?
Me: Idk (I don’t know) kind of. I always wear a tank top underneath shirts so it wouldn’t matter. I guess?
Jesus: After you gave it to her would you be regretful?
Me: Lol no, I have plenty of other shirts at home
Jesus: Why then should I be regretful when I take my shirt off and give it to the one’s I care about as though I don’t have any more at home.
Me: Wow, I don’t know what to say.
Jesus “Smiles.”
Me: you shut me up!
Me and Jesus: laughing.
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